"I've not felt this well in ages..."

As last words go "I've not felt this well in ages" has to rank up there with:
"Some of us are trying to sleep, you know!"- my great great Uncle Alfred who was camping in the next field at Little Big Horn and went to complain about the noise.
Keith Floyd died yesterday at the age of 65. His famous last words were spoken after a meal which included champagne, oysters and an after dinner fag ( that's English slang for a cigarette).
Floyd was a tv chef.

Printers! Are these things deliberately made to annoy us? I have spent the last half hour watching two members of the household trying to get a printer to print. I gave up on printers a good few years ago after buying my 3rd one and getting it to work well for maybe a few days and then...nothing! What's worse than silence is when the printer will make a noise as if it is going to print and then either falls silent again or just sucks in the sheet of paper and it rolls out the other side completely blank! Printers...as annoying as Swedish car parking machines!