The following takes place between 10am and 11am.My exams are next week. That noise you can hear is me tapping a pen against my teeth...annoying isn't it?
Let's see...Onderlijn de letter van het juiste antwoord op de volgende vragen over griepinenting:
1. Hoeveel van de verplegenden in Nederland zin ingeent?............tap, tap,..tap, tap...hmm, think I'll check my emails....................Ok, what have we got today?
Spam...spam.....spam....spam...spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam lots of spam wonderful spam! I do like a Monty Python sketch!
Click favourites.
Click comingsoon.com...wait...any new movie trailers?
Nope...watch Terminator Salvation trailer...again.
2. Als alle verplegenden gevaccineerd hebben we in de verplegenden a. 20% b. 60% c. 80% minder griepzieken.........tap, tap....tap, tap.....hmm, I always forget the small words, I really should know what als means by now....where's my dictionary?
Als-like, as
Right, so lets try and translate this...like every something something have we in the something blah, blah blah something something...think I'll make a cd for the car journey tonight............wow, the cars gonna rock tonight! oh yeah! starting to regret putting Do You Think I'm Sexy by Rod Stewart on it now...
3. Wat adviseerde de gzondheidsraad over vacinatie van verpleegpersoneel? (meer dan 1 antword)...anyone out there remember the old Charlie Brown cartoons? When you used to see him at school you could always hear the teacher making a noise like an out of tune tuba. That's me. Not the tuba, but Charlie Brown. That's how Dutch sounds to me sometimes, it makes as much sense as an out of tune tuba........hey wow! a wood pigeon just landed on the tree outside...interesting bird the wood pigeon...technically, it's not made out of wood at all.....pffffff....what time does the cricket start?
Wish me luck for next week!
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