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Social Networking. I have a Facebook page. It contains hundreds of small posts telling me what my friends and acquaintances have done, are doing and plan to do. I don't use Facebook a lot, I'm not really interested in it. I have 52 requests including:
1 big hug a friend invitation
1 sheep request (don't ask)
1 you're a hottie request
1 pirate invitation
1 smack talk invitation (no idea)
4 merry Christmas requests
1 which super hero are you like request
1 wear a bee hive on your head for Jesus invitation
1 which super hero are you not like request
and 8 zombie invitations.
Someone sent me a photo of a bottle of beer with the words 'have a beer on me' above it. Cheers, I shall enjoy looking at it. I also have been invited to share a shot of Tequila with someone but I don't like Tequila so I'm not going to waste any time looking at it, I'm going to spend a little more time looking at my bottle of beer.
I am invited to 'stop the use of live dogs as shark bait', which I have to admit is tempting, as is 'start the use of live cats as shark bait'.
But Facebook does have some useful aspects as well. Last week I managed to survive a zombie holocaust which made me feel pretty damn good about myself...which is bloody sad. But it did teach me some valuable lessons on how not to become a snack for the undead.
I also have a Twitter account but can't really see what possible use it has. I had one attached to this blog and for around a month I informed everyone what cd I was listening to and whether I was drinking a cup of tea. Well, a person can only stand so much excitement and I decided to remove it from the blog. Also, isn't Twitter just a restrictive version of msn? At least with msn you don't run out of words.
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Ok, I'm off to prepare for the zombie holocaust...bring it on!